Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and...
1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. 2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 3. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. 4. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only...