I spent a little time in my basement today. It was not my best moment. In the nooks and crannies of this damp dark place, I found a deck of Tarot Cards I should have taken better care of. Today I saw them...
1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. 2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 3. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. 4. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only...