
"Tales from the couch tater"
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I love horror flicks (or pretty much any flick that's done well, for that matter). So, when I saw the ads for a new "Matrix-y" horror trilogy, I was intrigued. Then I heard that this came from Russia, and I was even moreso intrigued, my dear comrade. So, I tooks me chances and rushed out to rent Nightwatch.
I always thought that the best horror films were tours of a sort. Leading you into a vast strange world of darkness and despair (much like a visit to a port-a-potty during a downtown New Years Eve Celebration), with each turn showing a different layer of the dark world around you. If done well, each character (posing as tour guides of sorts), and obstacle brinks you not only to the point of terror and entertainment, but of enlightenment as well.
Night Watch provides such a tour, and does it pretty damn well. Based on the novels by Sergei Lukyanenko (try saying that name three times with a mouth full of beer nuts), the storyline has full scope, covering an eternal battle of good and evil between supernatural beings called Dark and light "Others" that walk the world among us.
The film begins with a great medieval battle between clans. After some bloodshed (blood is good!) both sides quickly realize that they are too evenly matched and their war cannot be won. So, they declare an unsteady truce. It gets even more interesting as we move into present day, where the activities of the others have now been departmentalized to the point of actually 'licensing' such fun pastimes as vampire sirings and such. They even have their own police force which sometimes lurks within a dark dimension called The Gloom.
Aside from the inventive dynamics, there is a pretty decent story here. It even includes a prophecy (gotta love prophecies) about an Other child who will tip the scales of good and evil (gotta love scales, too) depending on which side it will choose. Oh yeah, there's also a cursed woman (No, I mean REALLY cursed!) who you really wouldn't want to take home to momma -- or even hold hand with for that matter -- who can end the world as we know it just by being alive (I think she's related to Tom Arnold, but not sure of that).
There are also interesting characters. In this world lies Vampires, shapeshifters, mystical healers, and seers (our main character is a seer, and has a very meaty role in the story) which brings a little variety to the film.
All in all, the story and execution of Night Watch is very well done. The plot can be a little incomprehensible at times but, for those wanting something inventive and different in their horror, this is the flick for you. The special effects are pretty seamless and actually add to the play instead of overpowering the scenes where they are placed (something of a trend in films nowadays). I suggest that you rent this bad boy before purchasing if possible. I've noticed people shrugging whenever I mention that the film is Russian, in spite of its cleverness.
And now, I must run my errands. But be careful, the gloom is always near, and I think I saw some Dark Others working the DMV yesterday. Not that I'm surprised . . .
Booga! Booga!!
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